Bryson got a concussion...he died

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Caca.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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