- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Women's Rights

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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