What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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your face is kinda funny

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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whats a joke

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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BIG PENIS

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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the holocaust

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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