- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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