- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

the holocaust

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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