- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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