what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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derp

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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