What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

angelosnyder is not gay

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Anti Joke

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