- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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