What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Where's my tractor?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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4 1/2

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hashtags suck balls

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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