- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Uh... What was emulating again?

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

The GOV and the WHO?

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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