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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A dog was barking at a tree

Women's rights.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women