- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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