What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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batman has diarrhea

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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