what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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