- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

every knight i see an owl at window

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

charlie sheen

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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