3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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