how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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arena football

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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