Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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