Rebecca Black's career.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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