Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Your Mom The End.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

don't read this

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

ecks! why zee?

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