I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What does water smell like? water.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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