- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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