- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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