- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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