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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

roses are red violets are indigo

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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