Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Tommy got neutered.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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