Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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