Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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