You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The queen having a shit

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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