- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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