Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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penis?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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non poop

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Anti Joke

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