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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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