- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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