- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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