What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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womens rights.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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