How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Your're racist.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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