knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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