- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

my whole life!

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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