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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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