- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

this is not a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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