- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you make the general public confused? ...

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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