What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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