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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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