What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

richard is fag

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Barack Obama.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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