what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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baloney sandwich

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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civil rights

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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