Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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