- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

An Artic Storm.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

This joke is funny

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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