- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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