A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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