quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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