- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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