- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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