- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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