What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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no rasist joks

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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civil rights

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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