- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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