why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Buzi vagy!

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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