Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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