What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Black people.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Knock knock Come in

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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