Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Do you like fishsticks No

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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