- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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