- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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