- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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