- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

knock knock Dave's not here.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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