- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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