- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What is older than history?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Wolfjob.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

where is the world?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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