- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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