- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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