- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what are three short words? i a am

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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