There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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