A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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