whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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