How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Fart

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How old is your mom Dead

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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