Sex vagina. lol.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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mental kid

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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It's all Taggart

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Anti Joke

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