Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

what is the color of a burp burple

A man buys a prius

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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