What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

feminists.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Anti Joke

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