- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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