- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I have a really funny joke.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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