- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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