What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

so...um, yeah

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Oh, go away

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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