- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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