How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

CFL

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

su algato es en fuego

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

what came first the chicken or the chips

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Gus's mom

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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