Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Get on the boat.

Today is March 22.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

I am a mime

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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