- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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