- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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