Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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