- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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