- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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