- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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