- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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