"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Women can vote? wtf

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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