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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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