- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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