What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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