- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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