Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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