- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Dusters blow stuff.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.