A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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