- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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