Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

osama bin laden is dead

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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