what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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8=> >->-o

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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