- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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