A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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This sentance contains three errers

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Anti Joke

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