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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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