Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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my gramma died

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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