What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

I'm homeless.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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